I would like to be your colleague, friend and/or acquaintance. Why? Because, my career has been particularly weird, and talking to others has helped me be somewhat successful in surviving some transitions. I have jumped to and from startups, big business, politics, writing, and many other situations. I failed out of college briefly, and have lived in ~five cities. If you think this experience would be useful to you, I would love to chat.
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